Monday, March 26, 2012

sanity is measured by the amount of letters you send to yourself

dear jai:

fuck you. are you out of your mind? which voice inside your ugly head told you that starting another blog was a good idea? you can't even regularly update your current one! and what's with this sending letters concept? you think complaining to some random person in this format is going to change anything? you're nothing. apart from you and your amazing wife, nobody gives a shit about your blog. or your writing. so quit while you can and get rid of this piece of shit. every "letter" you'll post is just a shovel of dirt on of your very shallow grave to immateriality.

you know what would be a better use of the time you'll waste on this pointless piffle? breeding highly intelligent worms. in a few years, you'll have a vast army of killer worms at your disposal. send a more effective message by making these fuckers attack your enemies' houses, government establishments, police stations, tv studios, et cetera. but not salt factories. i repeat: do not make them attack salt factories. because, man, i love salt.

omfjesus in a fur bikini don't you dare click that publish button. because if you do, consider it pulling the trigger to an imaginary suicide. you'll have one less voice to bug you. good fuckin luck.

dichotically yours,
jai.


p.s. in spite of what i said, i think you're awesome. but don't tell anyone that.

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